still has same asshole attitude
a lot has changed since we last left the doll in 2017; but, then again, a lot for her has remained the same. kathleen is still the doll - she is still a ratty blonde, ballet-slipper-wearing breath of an angel that probably just hoovered over a mirror of booger sugar. jimmy kiss is still jimmy kiss - a lanky, loping, happy-go-lucky oaf. and, of course, you are still you.
but some things have changed - kathleen has decided to change her debut album title from GRRRL to COOLER THAN U and has dropped all of her bandmates, opting for a totally solo record. she has also decided to resurrect her notorious fanmail column to answer the masses' dire questions......
Q: So, who is really the father of Quetzy Lux?
A: not uQ: Did Joey totally flip his lid when he read "Legends of the Doll?"
A: au contraire mon frere he doesn't have a lid to flipQ: Why did you move again? You're always on the run.
A: I DO WUT I LIKE I DO I DOQ: What happened with your riot grrrl band? Did I miss something or was there supposed to be an album out?
A: u guys don't miss a beat*we broke up*
like the beatles
Q: Have you ever seen a shrink? (If no - you need to!)
A: Dear Concerned Fan,
I thank you so much into the curiosity about my mental health and its history. However, I do respectfully decline giving any answer. I know that you know that I know I am 100% certifiable. I was made for the funny farm. I am the reason that Xanax was invented.Enjoy your life! Sincerely,
UR GRRRLQ: What's your next move? We're all bored over here waiting.
A: I'M OUT OF MOVES THE CHESS GAME IS OVER FRIENDQ: How is Joey now that, you know, the proverbial cat is out of the bag?
A: what cat?Q: I last heard Joey was going to go on tour, but his managers said no one wanted to book him. Is this true?
A: joey doesn't have a manager let alone managers plural. but nice try.Q: There was a rumor circulating that you will be having your own TV show...is this true?
A: MY LIFE IS A TV SHOW - i can't make the shit up and no writing team could ever think it up...STAY TUNED!
Q: How's Jimmy Kiss?
A: currently lounging in some stripey thrift store PJs, no shirt...hand behind his head, looking at me longingly. now he's asking me why i'm giving him the stare-down. now he's confused. i suppose now i am too. on why you would care.Q: Do you believe in fortune tellers and all that?
A: i believe in tarot, zoltar machines, fortune cookies, palm readings, gypsies, all seeing eyes, crystal balls, ouija boards, magic 8-balls, magic in general, witchery, things said over candlelight, old whitman fortune telling cards and the boogeymanQ: It's near Halloween - what is your favorite scary movie?
A: herbie goes bananasQ: Matter of fact - what is your top 10 list of movies?
A: 1.) scream
2.) virgin suicides
3.) kids by larry clark
4.) death proof
5.) rock n roll high school with the ramones
6.) romeo and juliet 1996
7.) dig! by ondi timoner
8.) peter pan
9.) tank girl
10.) montage of heckQ: What's the saddest thing that has ever happened to you?
A: a loved one dying by suicideQ: What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
A: not dying by suicideQ: What keeps you going daily?
A: candy, photosynthesis, music, the theory that this is all a simulation, my next acid trip, my next paycheck, the stars in my eyes, energy drinks, cocaine, flowers (especially orchids, lilies and anything that grows by the side of the road in a ditch), punk rock stuff, the bleeding desire to inspire anyone and everyone, everQ: Why do you think we're here and what should we really be doing?
A: we should be pushing every button, pulling every lever, asking every question until we learn how to work the machineQ: Who is Kathleen?
A: i am the dollQ: Who is Jimmy Kiss to you?
A: somebody to loveQ: What matters?
A: Quetzy LuxQ: What doesn't matter?
A: pop culture, bleep bloop music, anything on the talking box, people who think reality is real, one-world government, cell phonesQ: What doesn't matter even more than that?
A: FEAR. he who fears death cannot enjoy lifeQ: When did you realize you were a visionary?
A: i didn't ever not know that i was the songbird of my generationQ: What do you think happens when we die?
A: like i/ve already lived through a full spectrum of human emotion and i like the juxtaposition of something that’s sort of tragic inside me and marrying that to something that is zippy and melodic and vice versa, just to toss people, you know, for a loop. it also contains that DNA of the yin and the yang.Q: Who do you miss?
A: santa clausQ: What do you miss?
A: people with actual soul being on TV; music with actual soul on the radioQ: What are you waiting for?
A: the revolution to beginQ: What are you not waiting for?
A: mediocrityQ: What is beauty?
A: ME ‘ N’ UQ: Pain?
A: my god created the devil and my god will deal with the devilQ: Leave us with a quote?
A: "it is now my duty to completely drain you"
don't feel bad if you feel like you now need some form of therapy. you're not alone. also don't feel bad if you're confused as to 99.9% of these answers. it just means that kathleen hasn't changed and that the world is still turning.