the doll's book is finally out and it's everything we wanted it to be
just to preface : before shady lake was announced, the doll was supposedly putting the finishing touches on 💘, and for months it seemed as if she had forgotten about her sequel to ☺ and was more interested in overseeing the production of her first film.
luckily she put our fears at bay with the surprise release of 💘 today and shut all the haters up. even joey kiss. no one has heard a peep out of him and it's good - he won't be seeing a dime off of the proceeds anyways! alimony will still be just another word he doesn't know the meaning of and probably can't spell.
with that being said, 💘 is full of NSFW polaroids, profound essays, hella private journal entries, newspaper clips, hotel bills, postcards, bar coasters, riot grrrl paraphernalia and just basic commentary on life, this book is surely going to be known as kathleen's masterpiece. i don't know if she can top herself with this one.
just kidding!! she can and she will! she is such a genius. and no, not just for dumping that eyesore kiss for hottie giotto, although she does get snaps for her efforts.
moral of the story is, she just killed the industry with 💘. i can only imagine what shady lake is going to do to mankind considering it's a film and not words on paper LOL. i'm sure either way, we will never be the same.